If you’ve managed to not pay attention to the presidential race this year, well… Good for you. Most years the most annoying thing you’re going to see on election day are those smarmy little stickers that tell everyone, “I Voted!” to remind us that people are more responsible than us. I have a feeling this year those stickers are going to be the least annoying thing about election day. Thankfully, there’s a new candidate throwing his trucker hat in the ring, and just in time to save us all. Happy Monday, and don’t forget to forget to vote this year.